Pigeons

So, this would-be smuggler was apparently smart enough to realize that he wouldn’t be able to hide pigeons in this bag. He apparently was not smart enough to realize that they would still be discovered if he attached them to his legs under his pants. Yeah. We’re not sure whether to compliment his attempt at ingenuity or judge his stupidity.
Moose Waste

An Alaska gate agent got quite a… natural surprise when they inspected a passenger’s carry-on bag. Said passenger had a whole bag full of moose… organic waste. Why? Compost? They just liked the smell? Honestly, we’re not sure we want to know.
