A Python
We’re not sure who exactly was trying to get this python through airport security. Perhaps an animal smuggler? An ardent fan trying to stage their own real-life version of the cinematic masterpiece Snakes on a Plane? Perhaps professional wrestler Jake “The Snake” Roberts attempting to relive the good old days? Either way, we do know the Miami gate agent who discovered it hidden inside a hollowed-out computer hard drive got quite a shock.
94 iPhones
It’s become somewhat commonplace for would-be criminals to sneak iPhones into China so that they can sell them for a profit and avoid import fees and taxes. One specific seller took things to an absurd degree, attaching 94 iPhones to his body. Suffice to say he was caught.
